Yeah, I was a dad once. There's a fucking lot of 
them! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah so, what's all the 
cocking bother about this and that and what YOU 
think. I don't bloody well care about how much 
your baby looks like you and your kind, and I 
certainly dont wnat to hear you blab on about 
the colour and content of it's shit every time 
the poor little bastard shits itself DO YOU KNOW 
WHAT I MEAN? Im not sure you do. You see back in 
the 1300's there was a much greater 
understanding of what was expected, because you 
had to work pretty hard to get it. And now we're 
HERE cocking 2000 and fucking 6 and people have 
"ISSUES"?! Who the fuck did that? Did you do 
that? Somebody fucking did and it wasn't cocking 
me, I didn't fucking sign anything! Did you.. 
got any cider left there mateee, fuckit let's go 
and get some more drinkskis the fucking voices 
are getting cocking loud.