Hally ho there!

When my children were growing up, I took leave 
of my position in the House of Lords to ensure 
that my children had a clear view of the Estate 
and it's running. At the age of nine I had the 
Stablehand "Peter" bugger them on a cold and 
frosty Novembers morn in view of the various 
Farmhands and House Staff.

I returned to my post happy in the knowledge 
that my children would be more equipped to deal 
with the harshness of life and perchance harness 
the reigns of the Estate with the kind of steady 
hand that only a swift public buggering can 
create.


I suppose if pressed I would advise that you 
keep your staff well paid and the Estate running 
smoothly during your childrens tenderest years. 
As a matter of principle I would strongly advice 
removing radiators and carpets from all nursing 
rooms and certainly from the childrens bedroom. 
I believe that this better prepares them for 
life.


WHat? Eh?!


Sir Chapston III