Welcome, welcome!

How thrilled you must be to have such a blessing 
upon your family. A new little life in the world 
is truly a miracle, and a new arrival truly is 
the work of angels.

Being a Father myself and a Father of nine 
children, I can offer some small comfort which 
might serve to ease your difficult transition 
into parenthood. I find that locking the eldest 
lot under the stairs is a great help when there 
is a newborn or young infant about the Manse. Be 
sure to leave enough oatmeal and water though! 
We can't have them starving to death!

Let me congratulate you both for showing and 
keeping your love safely within the sanctity of 
Holy Matrimony, ensuring you both a clear path 
to heaven through our saviour Jesus Christ.


Rev James Pike