HELLO!

THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE YOU IS THIS. MAKE 
SURE THAT NO OTHER BASTARD GET'S ANYWHERE NEAR 
YOUR MISSIS, IT WAS BAD ENOUGH THE LAST TIME 
WHEN WE HAD TO GO THROUGH 28 YEARS OF NOT 
KNOWING IF KEVIN WAS REALLY OURS. THAT BOWEL 
COMPLAINT THAT WOT RUNS IN MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY 
REALLY WAS A BLESSING. NOT FOR KEVIN MIND, BUT 
WOW DID IT MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST DAD IN THE 
WORLD! WOT I MEAN IS, AS LONG AS YOUVE A ROOF 
OVER YOUR HEAD, AND THE MISSIS IS LOVED AND NOT 
SLEEPING WITH ANYONE ELSE YOU DO ALRIGHT.

CHEERS THEN

DAVE